I’m already in love with you, but I’m 6'3" and built like a tank, and I don’t want to intimidate you, so I’m going to back off, and seem like I don’t care, all the while hoping you’ll notice, and it’s eating away my soul. And, when I do say something, it’ll weird you out because I’m such a “great guy,” and a “good friend,” and like a “big brother,” and you don’t want to ruin that, and lose me.
